Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 04, 2021

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    Just use a can opener at the exit…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wanna see something scary? Look under the cinema seats.

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m sure they probably know exactly where every one of the patrons are.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Maybe scaredy cats shouldn’t go to scary movies.

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    bluegirl285  over 3 years ago

    What was the movie about? A horde of zombie cucumbers?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Free treats upon exiting

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just start vacuuming between the rows.

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    Lassie has rabies and she’s loose in the theatre.

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    bobpeters61  over 3 years ago

    The sound effects included someone letting the air out of a bike tire.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Any one remember, “No one will be seated in the last fifteen minutes of this movie”

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Looks like they won’t need to clean under the seats.

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    WoodTrail  over 3 years ago

    Next time they should watch a nature flick.

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      over 3 years ago

    A wind-up mouse should do the trick.

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    Teddy bear Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Turn on the vacuum cleaner

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    stevenxfiles  about 3 years ago

    This looks like Itchy and Scratchy.

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