Halloween candy does come in pretty quiet bags. They certainly don’t go krinkle in real life.
Candy packages only make noise if you’re trying to hide eating it or if you’re in the theater.
Na, they make ’em louder just for people like you.
It is time to put an alarm on the refrigerator.
That’s what scissors are for, Ralph.
The candy bag was quiet…it was you making all that noise trying to open it that woke her up!
use scissors !
When will Ralph develop Diabetes?
You would think indeed……
Use scissors. Silent but yummy.
She buys the ones with the alarm systems.
If he wasn’t such a gluttonous pig, this wouldn’t be an issue.
Bug off, woman. He paid for those.
June 19, 2015
C about 3 years ago
Halloween candy does come in pretty quiet bags. They certainly don’t go krinkle in real life.
momofalex7 about 3 years ago
Candy packages only make noise if you’re trying to hide eating it or if you’re in the theater.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
Na, they make ’em louder just for people like you.
cubswin2016 about 3 years ago
It is time to put an alarm on the refrigerator.
Georgette Washington Bunny about 3 years ago
That’s what scissors are for, Ralph.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
The candy bag was quiet…it was you making all that noise trying to open it that woke her up!
Barnabus Blackoak about 3 years ago
use scissors !
2Goldfish about 3 years ago
When will Ralph develop Diabetes?
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
You would think indeed……
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Use scissors. Silent but yummy.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
She buys the ones with the alarm systems.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 3 years ago
If he wasn’t such a gluttonous pig, this wouldn’t be an issue.
Jaythor 6 months ago
Bug off, woman. He paid for those.