Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 29, 2021

These days, toilet paper is a love gift. I just read that the price is rising so it may be an engagement gift, soon.

Some people use tp as “toilet-trees” we only tp’d the people we liked…enemies got the “flaming doggie bag”

Poncho had to have a Paw in this !

Yes, please, go ahead and annihilate. The world is so f-ed up.

It is sad (even wrong/sinful) the way we (people – so many of us) waste resources (like/including toilet paper).

I always assumed the aliens would arrive during a firework display for New Years or a national holiday and think we are attacking them when they annihilate our civilization. But this makes a lot of sense too.

" And the unborn chicken embryos! Why are the throwing the unborn chicken embryos! Annihilate at will!"

Getting toilet paper off the house is a waste of water, but what else are you going to do?

Yes, I fondly recalling tepee a few homes in our neighbor hood.

So close!

Halloween may be one the worst nights for extraterrestrials to observe humanity. Election Night last year ranks higher.