WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 29, 2021

Better than being a doormat. But not by much.

FEEL THE LOVE

Hey, forniphiliacs are people too. A little weird, but people.

Part of the furniture….

That won’t last long. His arms are likely to last about 2 minutes. Now, if you nailed his arms to the arm he might last a little longer.

He will soon have to shelve this “brilliant” idea.

Not now, honey. Wait for the commercial…

We really need a toilet more than a bookcase.

Cells,boob tube….thatll do it!

Yup – middle aged, Caucasian fathers are still legal fodder in cartoons, commercials, and tv shows. Father knows best? Faggidaboutit!

Obviously you’re already a doormat.

It’s just a phase.. give it a few years (generations?) and men will be important again.

He’d get more attention as a footstool.

Why are fathers the butt of so many jokes?