Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for October 07, 2021

He needs “glop glop”, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.

Ever since I could see.

Wait until it’s starts to feel kinda rotten and squishy inside !!

The poor soul must have accidentally swallowed a can of Drano by mistake.

Imagine a little candle inside you, warming your heart.

I suggest getting lit.

It was awful, Doctor. Someone came to my home, tore me from my loved ones, and put me on display for all to see and fondle. I was sold to be just a possession to a guy with an evil child. They put me on a table and stabbed me with a sharp knife several times and then they left me on the porch alone to be laughed at for days.

Almost a year now.

Since I got drunk at that party and puked my guts out.

Since the guy with knife inflicted Grievous Bodily Harm.