Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for June 30, 2022

You’re going to need more than two to feed that cat.

At least six are needed.

I’ll have a Chile dog for me and the rest in your cart for him….hold the onions….

We come in peace… and if you want to preserve this state, better give everything from your sales cart

Vender: “And what will you have, sir?”

“Where does a 300-pound cat sleep?”

“Anywhere it wants to.”

Kitty likes to eat “hot dogs” for breakfast!

Veterinarians agree: if you keep feeding cat, it will keep growing.

I was walking a normal size cat when he made a leap that nearly dislocated my shoulder. Fortunately, the leash broke and he was trained to go walking without it. This cat is going to go wherever he wants to go.