Why do mammoths paint their toenails red?
(To self: ’DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” … DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” …’)
Shakes head, “Tusk, Tusk”……
Why do mastodons shave their whole bodies?
So you can’t accidentally tell mammoth jokes about them.
What do you call an elephant laying down in front of your door?
What did the Mammoth say to the naked man?
“How do you pick anything up with that?”
Doesn’t look so big to me…
“Yo mammoth so bald… "
There’s no such thing as mammoth jokes. The one related in the strip is clearly an elephant joke.
hahahahaha!
That’s a big joke
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
Why do mammoths paint their toenails red?
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
(To self: ’DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” … DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” …’)
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
Shakes head, “Tusk, Tusk”……
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why do mastodons shave their whole bodies?
So you can’t accidentally tell mammoth jokes about them.
The Pro from Dover almost 3 years ago
What do you call an elephant laying down in front of your door?
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
What did the Mammoth say to the naked man?
“How do you pick anything up with that?”
Ken Norris Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t look so big to me…
RabbitDad almost 3 years ago
“Yo mammoth so bald… "
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There’s no such thing as mammoth jokes. The one related in the strip is clearly an elephant joke.
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
hahahahaha!
aussie399 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s a big joke