Why do mammoths paint their toenails red?
(To self: ’DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” … DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” …’)
Shakes head, “Tusk, Tusk”……
Why do mastodons shave their whole bodies?
So you can’t accidentally tell mammoth jokes about them.
What do you call an elephant laying down in front of your door?
What did the Mammoth say to the naked man?
“How do you pick anything up with that?”
Doesn’t look so big to me…
“Yo mammoth so bald… "
There’s no such thing as mammoth jokes. The one related in the strip is clearly an elephant joke.
hahahahaha!
That’s a big joke
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Why do mammoths paint their toenails red?
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
(To self: ’DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” … DON’T Google “Elephant jokes” …’)
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Shakes head, “Tusk, Tusk”……
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why do mastodons shave their whole bodies?
So you can’t accidentally tell mammoth jokes about them.
The Pro from Dover over 3 years ago
What do you call an elephant laying down in front of your door?
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
What did the Mammoth say to the naked man?
“How do you pick anything up with that?”
Ken Norris Premium Member over 3 years ago
Doesn’t look so big to me…
RabbitDad over 3 years ago
“Yo mammoth so bald… "
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
There’s no such thing as mammoth jokes. The one related in the strip is clearly an elephant joke.
WentHulk over 3 years ago
hahahahaha!
aussie399 Premium Member about 3 years ago
That’s a big joke