Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2021

No Sire. Yours would be Tyranny. Horror is what the peasants would like to do to you.

Does it inspire horror because of the costume …

… or because it’s (obviously) the Wiz?

The Wizard couldn’t come up with a better costume than a bag with holes in it? He could use his magic to turn himself into something.

My costume: naked on roller skates. I’m a pull toy!

The only time Rodney even comes close to being something with the word “man” in it…

Let the fangs be with you!

I will not make any bi remarks about sir Rodney. I will not make……..

he’s unfortunately right.

Somehow, Superman in a dress just isn’t working for me.

I wonder if John Wayne ever went to a costume party as an Indian?

Have a Happy Halloween, everyone! Stay safe out there.

Looks like Wizard is going as a dust bunny.