Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for October 13, 2021

Buy her a six pack of imported beer Norm. If she doesn’t like it take it home. Win, win.

Soo I’m thinking, no raise for the Norm meister again this year. Sigh.

That is not a holiday I have ever celebrated considering I’m rarely even acknowledged with a decent raise. Eff that stuff.

I got a dog for my ex wife, it was a great trade. Hahaha

Call in sick, she’ll be overjoyed that your gone for a day.

A gift certificate for some sensitivity training.

He’ll get her a Pearl handle letter opener………….not!

I tell my boss that the best gift I have is my unwavering work ethic.

Leave her the current job pages from the want-ads?

Maybe Norm will get her something like a vintage hand canopener!!!lol