Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2021

Needs a bigger mouth. So he can hog down the potato dish. Along with everything else.

Get me a bigger stomach to go with it, please.

I want mine Gospel measure: pressed down, shaken together and running over!

That must be old Uncle Harold. He always overeats like mad on Thanksgiving, then enters a food coma on the couch.

Time to pull down my Channukah box…

He’s finally coming out of the Closet.

LOL!

Will there be mashed….

Looks like he’s going to mouth off again…

Why a Thanksgiving mouth?

and he doesn’t have to worry about tight pants

He’s already got “eyes bigger than his stomach”.

I’d probably call that Mick Jagger mouth. It’s only turkey but I like it.

When they put their face on, they literally put their face on.

Are they serving mashed potatoes?

You need Thanksgiving stomach to go with it.