Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 05, 2021

Have you put a padlock on the tool box yet.

Next, he’ll chase bats out of the attic, try to repair the appliances, and deal with the rats in the basement.

That was a song by The Beatles.

She replaced 911 on the speed dial with the plumber.

So THAT is where my wife got that idea!!! We’ve saved TONS on repair bills since.

Sounds like a good idea!

What are you complaining about? Now you’ve got that fountain you’ve always wanted.

he’ll end up doing chores for Kathy (Kim Novak) — arcane reference

Smart man – pretending that he can’t fix things!

I pretty much fix everything around my house.