Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 11, 2009

It’s “what is your major malfunction, numnuts”. Now make Private Poo Poo the “point scout”!!!

Poor Poo Poo, such an unfortunate name.

How about Private Pile?

I actually had a dog once named Poo Poo.

Where, behind the squirrels?

You’re going to need tougher sounding names, guys.

I’ve got a puppy that we should have named Piddles, is that close enough?

Somebody tell Private Poo Poo to not strap his helmet on like that. That is a good way to lose one’s head.

They should have recruited Droolia instead…

Okay Poo Poo. Your nickname is from now on out Purse Puppy.

A gathering storm and the unsuspecting recruits are ill prepared for the tree rats. For devious are the minds of squirrels, and all the more devious their evil ways.

Forget the Jabberwocky and Jubb Jubb! its the rabid little tree beasties we must in the end all fear.

(In the distance, Mrs. Tubbsbottl gently cackles.)

I always call my dog Poo Poo on his walkies….but for military purposes it would be best to give the guys tougher names. Droolia could be a sort of Trojan House - just stuff the rest of the platoon inside her and drape leaves over her with acorns or nuts attached. Then the boys can proceed to eliminate the competition.

My lab loves squirrels, especially with catsup.

tell em hipster

Private poo poo? Not in prison…