Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 28, 2009

Poo Poo, Poo Poo, what are you doing to your macho image!

Poor Poo-Poo even the guys at the cafe don’t give him a break. But Poo-Poo, dude it does not help soaking your nails in Palmolive that’s a chick thing!

So Madge is Poo Poo’s stylist.

Where’s the squirrels?

Hey Poo Poo ,perhaps an eye patch well help.

Try not to be so pink…

They’ve all been neutered, so what’s the point in trying to be macho.

Yeah maybe a start would be to dye himself some other colour than pink.

You know Poo Poo is the only one of the Pooch Cafe dogs not to be neutered. (They did a strip about he was going to be put on stud with another whatever type of dog he is)

So technically he is the most masculine of all the dogs.

Neutered or not, pink is the problem here!! You can somewhat hide neutered, not the pink color.

Wolfdreamer, Poo Poo is a Bichon Frise. In terms of machismo, that’s about as low as you can get…

Of course, Poo Poo being ‘intact’ goes a long way to explaining Droolia’s interest. In the kingdom of the blind…

Our Jacks are neutered but they don’t seem to know it, they still are veeeery interested when our female pooch is in heat. They just don’t know they can’t get the job done. Poor little guys. What did happen to the squirrel cafe?

I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache The “Boston Blackie” kind A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby If I only had a pencil-thin mustache Then I could do some cruisin’ too

Now I know how my boy bichon feels…