Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 06, 2021

No, that’s not really a theory. To have a theory you first need some evidence to base it on.

Pam, if you’d eat it while standing on your head, maybe it wouldn’t reach your hips. That’s the theory, anyway. Over to you, Cactus Pete.

It’s all one. Be at one with the cake.

That cake maybe infused with ExLax!

Revenge may be bathroom oriented!

I’m a secondary vegetarian: I eat cows, cows eat grass

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again’. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

That explains how the ice cream can call to you from the freezer.

once on the lips Pam….. forever on the hips! Payback is a bitch!

The bowl of chili is really gonna have it’s revenge.

The Evil Chocolate Cake armed with the most deadly weapon….The Calorie Virus

Why do you feel guilty eating chocolate cake? Do you think you are perpetrating a sin? What is sin? Can we agree that it is doing something against or not according to your god’s will? What is the purpose of chocolate cake? It is to be eaten, so therefore not eating the cake is a sin, eating the cake is fulfilling the purpose of the cake and following god’s will. NOT eating the cake is the sinful bit. Besides, you can’t have tea and cake with the Bishop if you don’t have cake.

REVENGE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE coming never to a theater near you.

I never saw Sausage Party, myself.

Death by chocolate?

Yeah they have feelings and stuff like us.