Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 10, 2021

“Eyesores”.

I don’t see why it’s supposed to be unnerving. As a kid, didn’t you tell your parents “Hey! Lookit me!” and they would say, “Yeah, sure. I’m watching.” But they were actually doing something else. Now, the God who created everything and has “Maximally Great Being” on his résumé really is watching you—not to get the goods on you (he got that long ago because we insisted on it), but because he loves you. There’s nothing scary about that.

What’s really unnerving is Big Brother(AKA the NSA) watching you 24/7.

Google Earth is showing a house next door to us that was leveled two years ago.

Santa’s pretty creepy too.

Definitely the ’rents. God is too busy watching all creatures great and small to spend time constantly judging them. Rents, on the other hand, …

Facebook already knows everything about your parents!

I thought Google was God.

‘God’ doesn’t exist, therefore, no problem there.

I’d think kids are actually more concerned with Santa watching them than either their parents or god.

I hate when that happens….

He probably doesn’t know about the Google nest cams.

A few years ago, when my brother was in Germany and we were in Branson, he told us to drive to a live feed – on line – of a certain section of the city. We parked in a lot across the street from the camera and waved at him.

God has the power to send you to the eternal oven while your parents just pile on the shame. Gosh, thinking on it now the latter choice is far worse.

Am I getting college credit for this?????? :)

There is a special hell for those who abuse kids!

Realistically, kid, if you do something wrong, who are you going to worry about more, your parents or God?