Kliban by B. Kliban for November 05, 2021

He wanted a recommendation, right?

Them’s fightin’ words, bitch!

I ain’t little!

All stemming from cowboy boot heel envy.

Now what spurred this on?

If you had to shout, you were too far apart for a real gunfight. Guns were heavy, not very accurate and, much like modern guns, more likely to hurt someone you know than a stranger with evil intentions.

" My gun is bigger than your gun! "

Cat fight at the OK Corral!

Jo…… Jo mama.

“No, no. Not you. Your girlfriend.”