Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 16, 2021

Andy better not spend all that money from the bookies on something uselessly trivial like going back to the bookies.

I bet my brother 5 dollars he couldn’t eat a cockroach…I lost.

Where’s the nearest Pub, Chalkie??? I’m sure you’ll find Andy – there!!

;-)

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is not going to spend his winnings on rent debts or household needs beer ,is his priority :o) my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring because he’s in a good mood like I am how was your day ? ours should be very busy but we should cope I hope we both are in a good mood , Connie has already done the bulk buying , no more errands to run , but we need to change n empty gas cylinder for a new one , now we will just keep hydrated keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Was hoping that Chalkie would mention the amount of all the beer he has bought for Andy over the years!

You would think his creditors would wait outside the betting parlors…or at least Flo would!

Chalkie?!? After all these years, you still don’t know your friend!!!

Or you could give 28% of it to the government in taxes. Told to me by a friend who hit $1600 at the Hard Rock Casino last Thursday and left with $1100. (approximation math and a few bucks in other winnings).

Like a true friend, Chalkie didn’t mention the bread Andy owes him…

Buy a round of pints for once perhaps?

You know where Andy was going. Straight to the pub!

I can’t believe he won………

I’m surprised he took Chalkie along to collect, how much does he owe him? Probably would be the approximate GDP of a small nation.

Or even Andy’s tab at the pub.

Priorities for payments aren’t exactly Andy’s strong suit!

I wonder what Andy was betting on? We KNOW he has lousy taste in race horses…..

If you’d led with ‘beer’ Andy would still be here!

The only thing he can’t pay off is his tab.

Someone’s gonna pay, but it isn’t Andy! :D

Not to mention your mooching debts, which somebody will mention once word gets out of your good fortune, I’m sure.

Com’on Chalkie, you should know by now Jack at the pub is the only one who’s going to see any of that money

Of course not, Chalkie. He’s gone home to do just that. Haha.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I went to the library today. I find it peaceful and relaxing when I go up to the first floor and just use the computer. It’s only walking distance from my home too.

For a while now I have been doing online surveys that I get paid for. I have been using the money I have made for Google Play gift vouchers which are sent to my email but now I’m thinking about opening a PayPal account and getting the money transferred into there and start saving up because I’m getting a £50 voucher from my parents for my birthday and a £10 one from my friend from school for Christmas. Any extra money is always good. Never used PayPal before though. I just intend to get survey money paid into there.

I am having my favourite nosh tonight. Tuesday and Fridays are my favourite nosh days.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Oh and keep hydrated.

Andy considers that crazy talk.

Andy disappeared because he knows where Chalkie’s insane prattle is leading. After Andy explains that paying for those things is what Flo’s salary is for, Chalkie would be likely to go even further off the deep end by suggesting that they go enjoy several rounds of drinks — on Andy, of course.

I guess Chalkie got all his advances cleared up with Andy.

Maybe Andy could buy a pint for Chalkiie just once. No?! I didn’t think so either.