Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for January 16, 2022

Listen again closely. He said golf clubs!

I’m surprised he hasn’t told her he is going out for milk or something and just slipping away to anywhere!!!

The labor needed to make the clubs, balls and all the things associated with the golf course help with the unemployment and if golfing there is no time for war. She just never sees the big picture.

Oh well…get me a tie.

what war?

If in doubt ask for World Peace . No need to wrap it.

How long have they been married? Sam made kind of a rookie mistake there.

Even if you really just want a piece of cheese, she’s going to make you feel guilty. Aske her what she wants to get you and go with it.

I would honestly prefer to get nothing, as opposed to getting something I have neither desire, nor use for.

A little peace and quiet, no complaining and no sermonising would be a good start