Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 03, 2021

And no one will know the difference.

It might be healthier too.

What if he doesn’t want to be a burger?

You ran out of 1000 island dressing……..I mean special sauce?

McD’s burgers are nasty. No, ifs ands or buts about it.

Had a company luncheon that had a caterer provide their “signature” meat loaf as the protein part of the meal. The meat was obviously badly spoiled. One bite told me that. Only one other person thought that also. The rest of the attendees said it was the seasonings of signature flavor. HA! Luckily it was way overcooked and dried out and nobody (that I know of) got sick.

do you want flies with that?

And it would taste better and be more nutritious