Close to Home by John McPherson for December 26, 2021

Oh, deer!

“Tell you what Santa, to calm your nerves, why don’t you take LONG vacation….say…364/365 days (depending on Leap Year)…”

Not to mention the fire you step in to

Yes, CLAUStrophobia

Well I sure hope this therapist is good. A world without a functioning Santa Claus would be a poorer place. Figuratively and literally.

select the white holes

The time has come to hand over the reigns to the elf’s…they can go down the chimneys and you can sit and drink your hot chocolate.

Is that Sigmund ??

What would Freud say? I’ll bet it had something to do with his Mother and a cigar.

Next time have an Amazon drone take care of that

Well, I suppose it’s possible that Santa could develop a fear of chimneys.

Thanks to Gary Larson, and The Far Side, I developed Anatidaephobia – the fear that one is being watched by a duck. シ

Help Him. QUICK…..

I would think he’d have a fear of lit places.

Oh great, there isn’t exactly a long line of applicants waiting to take over his job.

My isn’t that doctor well coordinated – his suit matches his beard!

Notice how all the comic counselors look like Sigmund Freud?