Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 18, 2021

…..and my son to college.

That’s a good start but I’ll keep raising my fee until you decide that you’re cured.

And it’s paid for his new Mercedes.

When my doctor’s or dentist’s bill is unusually high, I always tell them I must have timed my visit when their yacht payment was due.

It’s also gotten two comfy chairs.

I’m sure that makes ‘Cosmo’ feel a whole lot better ! ! ! !

“If I double your fee, you could come with me next time. Then it would get us somewhere.”

I can Belize that.

…..in my own yacht.

Never understood the attraction of “therapy”. Paying a fortune to someone whose profession is based on guesswork.

All a matter of perspective. It got Bernie Madoff to jail and to his death ultimately…….

“My fee is $100/hr and we need to have at least one session a week, possibly two…”

Cosmo should have spent the money on his own trip to Aruba. It would have done him more good.

Aruba? He needs to go to Kokomo.

Once you stop getting more out of it than you pay out, you’re effectively cured.