Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 30, 2021

Ever the scumbag son-in-law Andy is.

inner voice should remain inner Andy!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat , unlike me our HERO Mr Andrew Capp does not like his mother in law :o) my avatar is a picture of Grumpy because that’s how I feel because we had a power outage which set off house and car alarms , how was your day? our day should be a bit hectic because Arthur is taking Connie to a Health Centre at 11am and I will have to fend on my own :o{ stay safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Been there, done that. Darn ol tongue.

Some things are better left unsaid!!

<:-|

“Slip out the back, Jack” (From “50 ways to leave your woman” by Paul Simon)

Saying the ‘quiet part’ out loud has undone many conspirators. Congressmen included.

Oh yes you did, Andy.

Been there, done that. Not about my mother-in-law, though. She’s a good one!

Andy should have iggy’d the front door knocking and eased out the back door.

Yes, you did, Andy… yes, you did. :)

Sometimes you’re a regular Ralph Kramden.

Mothers in laws get you ready for Hell….I have had 5!

The inlaw, and the outlaw.

Caller ID was the greatest invention in my lifetime! Now I look and say “It’s your mother!” and she says “Answer it!” and I say “I don’t want to talk to your mother!”

Why have we never seen a drawing of Flo’s mum??

Such a child is Andy.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

How did Connie’s visit at the Health Centre go?

I love having to ‘fend for myself’ for a few hours because I enjoy the peace and quiet. An example of this being that I was in the front office on my own for the past 2 weeks at my volunteer job. If I needed help, I could call upstairs. I’m at my volunteering tomorrow so we shall see if I experience this kind of heaven a third time.

After that I will be stopping for a KFC and then going into town to buy some Pokemon cards for my friend for Christmas. We are seeing each other on Friday. He has already bought me a box of my favourite chocolates.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

OOPS! That sort of slipped out, didn’t it? Wouldn’t be surprised if Flo grabs Andy and flings him into the canal.