Love the use of the more accurate and historical term: Catsup Thanks go the megalithic company “Heinz” a whole generation has grown up thinking Ketchup is the proper term.
Unfortunately, this makes me think of a late night stop at a McDonalds where a seriously inebriated young man knocked over one of those ketchup pumps and continued to pump it, covering himself with tons of ketchup. He looked like he was bleeding to death.
If I was Bubbsy Clownpants, I’d be very nervous right now. It’s traumatic enough to fall into a pretend volcano, but it’s an experience you walk away from (you live to fall another day).
So cute that the little volcano is asking Santa for a volcano. Maybe kill two birds with one stone, Alice, and ask for a catsup volcano, and the mountain could be made of tator tots.
I’m afraid this one is a “lose-lose” situation, Petey! Can’t help you this time, ’cause, yes, you may well be the first to conjure up the notion of a Catsup Fountain!
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Where do you even get a volcano, Alice? They’re not in stores.
JudasPeckerwood over 2 years ago
That can’t be good for your picky eater ranking, Petey.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Is there a hotdog roller and a deep fryer? There is a cheese fountain for the nachos. The beans stop up the chili fountain.
gbars70 over 2 years ago
Is that the same stuff as ketchup?
Detroit Dan over 2 years ago
My son in law puts it on literally everything…how disgusting
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Poor Petey. Fated to imagine a delivery system for a food that is specifically made to be in contact with other food.
A.Ficionada over 2 years ago
Condimentphobia is apparently a thing
Walkdad2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ech! I can smell it just reading this.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Love the use of the more accurate and historical term: Catsup Thanks go the megalithic company “Heinz” a whole generation has grown up thinking Ketchup is the proper term.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
hoping for a mustard geyser myself
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
Ketchup fountain or catsup fountain? Inquiring minds need to know.
magicwalnut Premium Member over 2 years ago
Unfortunately, this makes me think of a late night stop at a McDonalds where a seriously inebriated young man knocked over one of those ketchup pumps and continued to pump it, covering himself with tons of ketchup. He looked like he was bleeding to death.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
If I was Bubbsy Clownpants, I’d be very nervous right now. It’s traumatic enough to fall into a pretend volcano, but it’s an experience you walk away from (you live to fall another day).
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
So cute that the little volcano is asking Santa for a volcano. Maybe kill two birds with one stone, Alice, and ask for a catsup volcano, and the mountain could be made of tator tots.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
I’m afraid this one is a “lose-lose” situation, Petey! Can’t help you this time, ’cause, yes, you may well be the first to conjure up the notion of a Catsup Fountain!