I enjoyed the story about a lady who was being mugged… she told the mugger that she didn’t have any cash, and asked if she would take a check… the mugger even gave her a name to make the check out to… the cops were waiting at the bank when the mugger attempted to cash the check…
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bank Teller #1: Does this look like “gub” or “gun”?
Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does “abt” mean?
Virgil: It’s “act”. A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I once knew a witch who used a spell checker.
ferddo almost 3 years ago
I enjoyed the story about a lady who was being mugged… she told the mugger that she didn’t have any cash, and asked if she would take a check… the mugger even gave her a name to make the check out to… the cops were waiting at the bank when the mugger attempted to cash the check…