Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2021

And it works just as well as if a human tried it.

A still popular position…

’cept mistletoe berries are white not red…

FYI – mistletoe had been the state flower of Oklahoma. It recently was replaced by the Oklahoma Rose.

KISS OFF!!!

That’ll get you slapped!

It’s always Merry Kissmas under mistletoes.

They look like celery with cherries in their hair.

There’s a Hallmark Christmas movie from a few years ago and they’re using holly and calling it mistletoe. We can accept the red berries but not the leaves. It was definitely holly leaves!

I’m reminded of what Dorothy Parker said about martinis.

Slick, @MarkParisi. After all, mistletoe has to reproduce, too. Gotta start somewhere.

That crap did not work for me. Ba humbug!

Berries would mean female. I’m just saying.

That’s a little bold if you ask me.

The great thing about kissing under the mistletoe is that it can lead to sex beside the Christmas tree.

He managed to get her in the cross hairs once he stated her position.