Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 11, 2022

Short-sighted move to get him out of the room

I bet he’s itching to get there…..

Itchy and Scratchy, all in one.

Maybe he has shingles. Worst pain of my life. 35 years later I still have lingering neuralgia from it.

Scabies.

Looks like Hart couldn’t make up his mind as to which serf has a mustache.

Fleas….

The Doc will get rid of his fleas, and then fleece him!

Dr. Quack

:)

Reminds me of the time a guy in our shop got the scabies.

It’s a good thing he got there when he did…they almost scratched him off the appointment list.

Right, don’t leave that guy in the waiting room. Of course it could be a ruse to jump the line.

Today, all you’d have to do is cough and start sneezing a lot.