Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 05, 2022

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    After Beethoven retired.

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    He could use some to the mail offers I get from all the people who just want to make my life better. Hearing tests/aids is just one of them. There’s also term insurance, good for one year, which is all they seem to allow me at my age. Then medicine FREE for enrolling in a plan. Wizards of the eye exam next, stacked on top of offers for a thrilling life in a retiree village/condo assoc/after-care facility, where just plain folks are smiling and dressed for a lawn party by the pool every day.

    A-a-a-a-h so much love I don’t know which to choose. Really glad I got that new paper shredder for Christmas.

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    AnotherFineMess  almost 3 years ago

    Watch me pull an ear trumpet out of my hat.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    you’re fired!

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    brklnbern  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, he’ll do a great job!!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This does not bode well.

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