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You would have to be in the Saint Mother Theresa of Calcutta range for your parents to allow you to have that and I’m afraid that you are nowhere near that place. How about a gerbil instead?….
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Ain’t easy.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 3 years ago
Is just hate it when my python gets reticulated
ghast5000 (Thatababy comic reviewer) about 3 years ago
Maths. 9/10.
John Wiley Premium Member about 3 years ago
Odd. I don’t see either “0” or “∞” in your calculations.
Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago
Monty?
Flossie Mud Duck about 3 years ago
Better than that in my house.
Doug K about 3 years ago
I like that last one:
The function of (getting) presents is less than the function of (behaving like) an angel.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Actually, you’ve got it backwards. if you are really bad then you get one.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
You would have to be in the Saint Mother Theresa of Calcutta range for your parents to allow you to have that and I’m afraid that you are nowhere near that place. How about a gerbil instead?….
jrbaskind Premium Member about 3 years ago
Nobody is that good.
justinmagers about 3 years ago
maybe he should contact Santa alternate Jack Skellington.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Jesus good.