Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for December 10, 2021

This year 2020 won. Let’s hope next year isn’t 2020 too.

Waitsaminute. Uh oh!

Coaxing the squirrels up there with peanuts might be more entertaining. Plus they’d keep the pigeons off your window sill.

Buzz them in and they will door dash to you.

Or… Feeding the pigeons during a Pandemic.

All that bird poop on the sidewalk, the delivery guy is gonna break his neck. Then who’s gonna deliver your life?

Nothing is so bad that it cannot get worse.

At least the birds get fed!