Thatababy by Paul Trap for December 22, 2021

Pretty much so.

You know that he can deliver to all 2 billion in one night, yet you don’t think he has time to watch you all? You really should probably give up on laying odds before you get in any deeper.

(Although the hidden Kidwatcher 2100™ app has been very useful there of late, I hear from my contacts at Google and Apple.)

match here! it’s ruby’s 11th bday, but, like, she’s an infant still! as she turns back into herself, I’m, like, filling in for her!

Reference good yes. 9/10.

But Santa has 4 billion “helpers” watching you 2 billion brats.

Better redo and rethink that cost/benefit analysis with Christmas three days away…..

Yo in trouble now! Santa Sub-contracts out to your parents! They will rat you out in a heartbeat. Straighten up and fly right or who knows what gifts you might get on Christmas Day. BTW I understand that in Europe they actually sell small packets of coal for stockings of thatakids who are not good.

Or is it his magic snow ball?

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Logic and rational thinking defeats delusions and ‘fairy-tales’ every time.

I’m guessing he loses track of at least two billion every year. Be grateful you live in an affluent country.