Strange Brew by John Deering for December 22, 2021

Don’t you copy off my paper.

Were the seats comfortable enough? Didn’t the seat belts made you feel trapped? How did you find your destination? Randomly, huh?

What else can you expect from a bunch of dummies?!

The one at the top left is the only one who gets it.

Congress is in session.

Cheater alert! Front row…

Pass the stash, gotta crash, make mine methadrino.

Clever – actually testing their cranial impact tolerance!

Can we have another cup of hot oil? This is draining on our system….

The company that makes crash test dummies in conjunction with the University of Michigan used to be one of my customers. I do not recall the actual name. We just called it the dummy store.

The essay question is about momentum.

To test if they have any mental capability after the physical test.

This is at the end of a crash course.

A test like that can be a real brain buster!

Who knew that all Crash Test Dummies were left handed.