Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 27, 2021

It would be good if the gas card would lock in the price of gas when you bought the card like some businesses’ get when they negotiate for gas prices

How much is on the card? What’s your MPG? That should allow you to figure out how far you’ll go.

If you gave her a bag of gold, she’d complain that it was too heavy

One of my brothers gifts me with a lottery ticket.

I wouldn’t be looking for lucky any time soon, pal.

“He gives me gas.”

I give friends supermarket gift cards as I assume they eat. Relatives get cash.

Explain it to her: It isn’t just for gasoline but 32 oz. slurpees, and roller-grill Hot Dogs. Maybe then she’ll be more appreciative!

Your gonna need it bud- to keep the car warm when she makes you sleep in it.

If the gift wouldn’t have impressed her while you were dating, what makes you think it will impress her after you are married? IDIOT……

A gas card is almost like gold now…