Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for January 12, 2022

If you stretch your legs it will give you a pedicure too

Is that a redneck jacuzzi?

A great way to trim your toenails.

This is my tub of imagination. I get to pretend I’m out on a motorboat.

Yes you’re right, and yes you’re still too cheap…

[sound of contented sighing and stretching out]

“Is the water supposed to be red like that?”

Start with a coffee stirrer and work your way up. Otherwise, “Hey, watch my new Jacuzzi!” will appear on your headstone.

I would recommend he not stretch his legs out, if he didn’t remove the prop, first.

As a bonus, it can trim toenails, too.

We inherited a real “whirlpool” bath device, that looked very much like a small, outboard motor, from my Husband’s Grandmother. It worked pretty well, but only fit in the big old clawed tub.

Watch the toes!

I know a guy named Jack, who has an uzi, does that count?

Watch the toes, or maybe other parts.