Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for January 15, 2022

I’d like to have a pair a noids.

It’s just your Big Brother….

Even paranoids have enemies.

Help! Help! The paranoids are following me!

It isn’t paranoia if people really are out to get you.

Especially if your psychologist has a Nefarious Villain or obvious disguise moustache.

Is that a caterpillar on his upper lip?

.. and I can’t shake this feeling that I’m being watched!

Cue the electrically activated wrist and ankle straps…

Be careful with this joke, it’s an antique.

You can stop with the worry, your get has long been got.

What is that under the shrink’s nose?!

I used to have a shirt that said “Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.”