I’d like to have a pair a noids.
It’s just your Big Brother….
Even paranoids have enemies.
Help! Help! The paranoids are following me!
It isn’t paranoia if people really are out to get you.
Especially if your psychologist has a Nefarious Villain or obvious disguise moustache.
Is that a caterpillar on his upper lip?
.. and I can’t shake this feeling that I’m being watched!
Cue the electrically activated wrist and ankle straps…
Be careful with this joke, it’s an antique.
You can stop with the worry, your get has long been got.
What is that under the shrink’s nose?!
I used to have a shirt that said “Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.”
Jim Unger
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I’d like to have a pair a noids.
pcolli over 2 years ago
It’s just your Big Brother….
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
Even paranoids have enemies.
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Help! Help! The paranoids are following me!
Doug K over 2 years ago
It isn’t paranoia if people really are out to get you.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Especially if your psychologist has a Nefarious Villain or obvious disguise moustache.
walt1968pat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is that a caterpillar on his upper lip?
JamsMac over 2 years ago
.. and I can’t shake this feeling that I’m being watched!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cue the electrically activated wrist and ankle straps…
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Be careful with this joke, it’s an antique.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
You can stop with the worry, your get has long been got.
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
What is that under the shrink’s nose?!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
I used to have a shirt that said “Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.”