Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 31, 2021

Wait, actual competent criminals. Inconceivable!

Yeah, right, OK. Happy New Year!

At least mom gave Rip a heads up. I mean, she wouldn’t want her granddaughter to get hurt now would she?

Happy New Year Everyone!!

You means they didn’t graduate from the Blofeld University of Villainy?

You’re all going to die, but happy new year. With a mom like that, who needs villains?

Well, danger will make Rip’ knuckles, happy!

Aw, just go home and make it easy. His knuckles are already giggling…

Happy New Year, everybody!

A Happy and Covid Free New Year to all especially Dan Thompson who gives us comic drama daily. (Too bad we don’t get pancakes with maple syrup and bacon. (I just ate sausage and gravy biscuits).

ka-HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Grey hair and all those age lines, yet the perky breasts of a seventeen year old.

KA-HAPPY NEW YEAR!

We’ll see how competent Rotten-X is after they’re given a taste of Rip’s giggling knuckles.