Oh Boy, a whole week of Doordash jokes!
A subsidiary of Bloodbath and Beyond.
Gory!!!
“Goredash”
I thought that was Al, “running” for President.
And their drivers are called Gordashions as they think they are quite the trend setters!
I hear they’re paying $15.00 per freshly “scraped off the ground” animal to ensure freshness!
EW EW EW
Called it yesterday!
“Look, there’s a new ‘Diamond Lil’ comic in the ‘Doordash’ arc!”
“Oh, ‘Boredash’…”
(Sorry Brett, but you know you deserve it! ☺)
How about that at home masseuse service for when you’ve really over-worked yourself?
Soredash.
Goredash: For when you need some something FLAT and FURRY with a side of FLIES … right NOW …!!
It often comes in Carrion bags
their slogan is snacks that were just dyin’ for you…
So to finish my dumb joke from yesterday for no apparent reason, the Harry Potter film delivery service would be Dumbledoredash.
May 24, 2014
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
Oh Boy, a whole week of Doordash jokes!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago
A subsidiary of Bloodbath and Beyond.
Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Gory!!!
gammaguy about 3 years ago
“Goredash”
I thought that was Al, “running” for President.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 3 years ago
And their drivers are called Gordashions as they think they are quite the trend setters!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
I hear they’re paying $15.00 per freshly “scraped off the ground” animal to ensure freshness!
EW EW EW
jscarff57 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Called it yesterday!
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
“Look, there’s a new ‘Diamond Lil’ comic in the ‘Doordash’ arc!”
“Oh, ‘Boredash’…”
(Sorry Brett, but you know you deserve it! ☺)
FassEddie about 3 years ago
How about that at home masseuse service for when you’ve really over-worked yourself?
Soredash.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Goredash: For when you need some something FLAT and FURRY with a side of FLIES … right NOW …!!
buckman-j about 3 years ago
It often comes in Carrion bags
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
their slogan is snacks that were just dyin’ for you…
RWill about 3 years ago
So to finish my dumb joke from yesterday for no apparent reason, the Harry Potter film delivery service would be Dumbledoredash.