The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 05, 2022

In kermit’s case, it’s an inside force.

Last week Pinocchio gave a political speech and nearly impaled the front row…

At least the string theory is better than having a hand up (you-know-where).

Kermit says: Talk to the hand!

Kermit believes in loop quantum gravity.

hmmm but pinocchio’s supposed to “got no strings”!

“If you want to see me do my thing, pull my strings” (5th Dimension song)!

He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He’s just stringing us along.

“POOL DA STRINGK! POOL DA STRINGK! Da story must be told!”

(Obscure movie quote of the day)

What’s up Kermit’s butt?

It’s HOWDY DOODY TIME!

At the end of the speech, Pinocchio’s going to try to sell loans…with strings attached, of course.

Dummies Support Group?

You should go watch the 2004 movie Strings.

But “they” don’t want you to know.

Best insight into string theory I’ve seen.

What’s going on with the guy in the middle of the audience? Has he got two noses?

I’d like to get TED tickets. Think you could pull some strings for me?

I love the nod to old time puppets Howdy Doody and real old Punch

Better being tied to strings than being constantly groped.

Well, maybe it’s just Corporations.

Not gonna say it. NO

Yes, of course. The trick is to use the force.

“I’m just a puppet who can see the strings.” —Dr. Manhattan

Next up. Do you ever feel like your voice is not your own?

This is kinda meta, really. Characters philosophizing about what controls them, being manipulated by humans and voicing a story about what controls them…

In Kermits case, his seminar(webinar?) should be involuntary colonoscopies!

‘We are all puppets. Only I see the strings’ – Dr. Manhattan

Hey, Howdy Doody makes an appearance!

it’s soro’s controlling thedemocrats scum