Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 11, 2022

“Manly yes, but I loike it too!”

bullets are fresh and (wolf whistle) clean as a whistle!

Poncho you will need some paint !

dogs are color blind anyway

I thought the gun was white, with green streaks.

Just make sure it doesn’t rain like in Take the Money and Run

Well, if nothing else, Poncho kept himself busy in the hoosegow for a couple of hours.

Shoe polish.

I’m always reminded of the old MAD Magazine episode of Spy vs Spy where the jailed black Spy carves a gun out of soap but is sweating so bad it squirts out of his hand as he is pointing it at the white spy jailer.

Where did Poncho get the knife?

Supposedly, John Dillinger carved a gun out of either a bar of soap, or a wooden washboard, to escape jail in 1934. Accounts differ.

Why do they have human soap for dogs?!? Instead of trying to bust out, Ponch, why not try to enjoy yourself. It’s not like it is forever.

How are you going to kill someone with a soap gun without ammo?