Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 06, 2022

It’s just a stitch in time. Try not to look too quilty.

It’s God’s grandma, working on her patchwork quilt. She spends a lot of time on it.

It was as if a giant occult hand had reached down from above and stitched the farms like fabrics upon some giant lap.

Sewing the fields instead of sowing the fields. Or both.

Acid will do that to you

Farmer John’s been smoking what he’s been growing!!!

And, thus did the “Church of the Holy Quilter” begin.

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected. Now we knows who is really behind em crop circles.

I’m in stitches…because off Ralph’s philosophy…

He’s got the whole world in His hands!

Alas, he is undone.

I’m a quilter and I love this.

Farmer Joe was sowing seeds shallowly in soil.

Funny, my mom and her family were quilters.

And then

there’s those circular irrigation green dots of home …!

And then there’s those circles just before landing in Denver.

So that is how the midwest states were made!