Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 14, 2022

It takes a certain “type” of “hack” for this.

I wonder how many younger readers will see this comic and not know what the device on the table is.

Worst thing I ever read on such a fortune cookie-message: “Sell by March 1879”

He should have used a label maker, instead.

It’s true. These people type each one on special little typewriters.

Butt the cigs routine.

Hoping to create the next “Great American Fortune”.

I don’t think he’s going to amass tons of money that way.

Still easier than being a paperback writer. Those books are really hard to pass through the carriage.

I once got a fortune cookie with 6 numbers on it. Played the Powerball. Not one number came in.

My last fortune cookie said “you will be hungry again in one hour”

A tiny trash can with a tiny basketball hoop would’ve been funny.

I’ll bet he created “Error 404: Fortune Not Found.”

What’s in the yellow package on the right?

“You will seek inspiration from the mundane.” – and force it upon others.

He plans to write the great American novel on very tiny pages.

Fun fact. There are only 240 fortunes that are printed on pages and sheared off to fit. there is only one major fortune cookie supplier in North America. They sell to 80% of Chinese restaurants in North America.

The caption should have read ‘MISfortune Cookie Writer’.

https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/thefortuneteller/

https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/thefortuneteller/s-2547596

https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/thefortuneteller/s-2547567

Cigarette ash in drink cans. Absolutely disgusting