Reminds me of the time I gave a woman friend a 40 oz. bottle of “Ale with Brewer’s Gold”. She said, “THIS is what you’re giving me for Valentine’s Day?” I replied, “I’m sorry, Sarah, I thought today was BALLENTINE’S Day!”
He’s lying, Arlene. He was mugged by a PMSing woman who took all the chocolate. Oh, wait. That was me! Don’t worry, I didn’t hurt him. Let’s just say I threated to tie something in a knot if he didn’t give it up.
Since my favorite team The Steelers lost in the playoffs i’m gonna root for the Rams since i think they will win. I will root for the Bengals if they lead and i will root for the Rams if they lead. Okay?
codycab almost 3 years ago
Leave it to a bunch of weevils to ruin Valentine’s day.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
sure, Garfield
Clarence almost 3 years ago
The weevil bug looks creepy (I searched it up)
oddhumor almost 3 years ago
Should have got rid of the evidence first, Garfield.
LupisLight almost 3 years ago
Seriously, Arlene, you should expect this from Garfield by now!
catmom1360 almost 3 years ago
Garfield’s new name, Sugar Weevil.
BJ40 almost 3 years ago
You’re going to regret that, Garfield.
meg_grif almost 3 years ago
Always choose the lesser of two weevils.
Kwen almost 3 years ago
Nice try… hope you keep enough chocolates to occupy your night, pal…
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
Isn’t chocolate poisonous to cats?
Macushlalondra almost 3 years ago
I knew it! Garfield is not a cat! Or he’d be very sick now. Chocolate is toxic to cats.
in.amongst almost 3 years ago
Always give her the box of chocolates, but keep the chocolates.
Thisnameisorigional almost 3 years ago
that promise lasted less than 5 seconds
DavidSheets almost 3 years ago
“It’s the thought that counts.” is the saying that could be applied here.
jr1234 almost 3 years ago
Happy Palentine’s Day =^._.^= ❤❤❤ /oUo\
Diamonds&Roses Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Probably should’ve cleaned yourself up after eating all those chocolates, Garfield…
Purple People Eater almost 3 years ago
They (whoever “they” are) say that there really is a chocolate shortage coming.
https://www.zmescience.com/other/feature-post/chocolate-crisis-cocoa/
Johnny Appleseed almost 3 years ago
Sure it was buddy
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
The choc crop was wiped out by Garf, what a surprise…..
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pull her other leg. It has bells on.
edmund_graham over 2 years ago
Arlene: “…I walked right into that one, didn’t I?”
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
“I’ll never lie to you”, lies four panels later. Happy Valentines Day, stay safe, and go Bengals!
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
I’m gonna drink lots of cokes to stay up during the Super Bowl…..
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Well i mean… Be happy he gave u the flower…. It’s better than nothing lol
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
And those puffy cheeks are from the mumps, right?
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
That one picture with that dirty Garfield must be new, never seen it before
djtenltd over 2 years ago
That certainly was short lived.
rondm66 over 2 years ago
The supply chain would have been a better excuse.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 2 years ago
Reminds me of the time I gave a woman friend a 40 oz. bottle of “Ale with Brewer’s Gold”. She said, “THIS is what you’re giving me for Valentine’s Day?” I replied, “I’m sorry, Sarah, I thought today was BALLENTINE’S Day!”
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
As long as the sugar weevils stay away from the donut trees, I’m good.
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Garfield, Garfield, Garfield. Also, how did Arlene not notice that Garfield had chocolate on his mouth and paws the first time?
paranormal over 2 years ago
The Great Chocolate Famine
w16521 over 2 years ago
Oh Arlene you can do so much better then Garfield.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
HIPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
bookworm0812 over 2 years ago
He’s lying, Arlene. He was mugged by a PMSing woman who took all the chocolate. Oh, wait. That was me! Don’t worry, I didn’t hurt him. Let’s just say I threated to tie something in a knot if he didn’t give it up.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Plot twist: Garfield is the weevil.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Garfield, you should be lucky that your Girlfriend isn’t screaming “CHOCOLAAAAAATE” like Tom from SpongeBob
geese28 over 2 years ago
Sooo Garfield is really a weevil
rgcviper over 2 years ago
Yup—better watch out, or those sugar weevils will get ya. Hang in there, Garf.
karmakat01 over 2 years ago
you are dreaming aren’t you Arlene? you might have been luckier if he brought you a chocolate-covered rat.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Since my favorite team The Steelers lost in the playoffs i’m gonna root for the Rams since i think they will win. I will root for the Bengals if they lead and i will root for the Rams if they lead. Okay?
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
There is a chocolate shortage.
Katzi428 over 2 years ago
At least he gave you a flower Arlene. Give him SOME credit! (You need to keep your girlish figure anyway .)
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
BENGALS SCORE TOUCHDOWN (I know nobody cares)
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Burrow’s injured.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
RAMS TOUCHDOWWWWN!
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Super Bowl results: Rams victory, Bengals lose
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Let’s gooo Rams (for Rams fans)
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
When you search up Rams now fireworks appear lol
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Now the Olympics is on right after the Super Bowl. A terrific day for sports.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Romantic language.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Arlene, be lucky. You would of been poisoned.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Nice title panel.
Firestar over 2 years ago
That just ruined it, Garfield. Nice. :/
glowing-steak32 over 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure chocolate isn’t safe for cats.