The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 17, 2022

Take my wife… please!

Which twin has the Toni? They say couples grow to resemble one another but sheesh?

Gave me a shiver. I know those people.

They say after a few years you do begin to look alike!

Funny!

arthur’s favorite form of art is the still wife…

I think we’ve got a mole.

Life with a wife!

Able to chew paint off the walls

Looks like they’re wearing Groucho glasses (without the mustache).

Where is Rat with his baseball bat? Pastis is spreading bad punning everywhere.

Wait until you see their dog…

Oy vey

She picked a bad person to imitate.

Married people come to look like each other over time. They just got a head start on it…

She reminds me a little of Patti Deutsch.

Need to work on that mustache.

It’s not actually mean, but it’s unrepentant.

I had a friend in Berkeley named Art. He had long hair and a beard, but the day before he got married he cut his hair and shaved all his facial hair. He walked into the room and asked if he looked good. I said, “Yes, but is it Art?”

And you both never considered braces in life?

Good one!

I thought she married Sheldon… but then I never watched the show

GROAN! but a good one.