Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 20, 2022

Use some of that dough to undergo “drastic” surgery.

At least they didn’t use patterned stockings.

As if these guys would have looked better BEFORE….

They should use mantyhose. There’d be more room for their nose.

On the bright side, you could become one of those Dick Tracy villains.

Not to mention the flat hair!

Do these support hose make my face look fatter?

I wouldn’t know but I’ve heard it socks.

Next time, use fish net panty hose.

With their ears flattened by stockings, where do they hook their covid masks?

What? Haven’t you heard about the masks?

Up size.. shop in the women’s larger size section.

Quit getting the petite size, you’re not that thin anymore.

So – Thanos had two sons?

I think those fellows may have been wearing compression socks instead…