Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 16, 2022

In Basic Training we had to make our bunks very precise and very tight so you could bounce a quarter off the blanket!!

Maybe she told him a bedtime ghost story, too.

Hope she didn’t scare him and tell him to go to sleep otherwise the humans under the bed would come out and get him…

That does NOT look comfortable.

ka-kinky

Hospital corners?

Looks like Junior is bedded down, for the night.

Didn’t think ghosts had to sleep? They’re dead!

Sheet, man.

Wouldn’t he have been pillowcase sized?