F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 20, 2022

You’re safe unless he has a skeleton key.

Zombies you need ranged weapons, skeletons are more melee, and fire is your friend for mummies.

Denise soon regretted buying an x-ray mirror.

Yeah, you don’t want to offend the undead by using the wrong pronouns….

about 2.5 in the Nielsen ratings……..

That extra large pepperoni, anchovy and garlic pizza he had last night will cause that.

Dystopian tropes are colliding!

He must have grown up watching sports instead of horror films.

According to “Warm Bodies” the skeletons are the ones that gave up

Damn you, Skeletrex!

I thought her name was Alexa…

Smack his head which is connected to the neck bone, which isconnected to back bone which is connected to the hip bone….

For a horrific delight, look up the creature from the barrel, from Return of the night of the living dead.

No such thing as zombies, so there is nothing to worry about.

What are the 2 things hanging from the skeleton’s arm near elbow?

They are all overhyped, in reality they are weak attackers, easily defeated, even by children. The only thing they do well is dance

I think this guy qualifies as a “revenant” (…?) At least for tax purposes…

You probably CAN break their bones with that bat. However, he just may be looking for his birthday suit……

For skeletons, call Jason. Tell him to bring his Argonauts.

That’s just the night shift from the factory next door. It’s always a skeleton crew.

He’s just trying to make his bones.