Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 24, 2022

What if you don’t have a microwave oven?

Call any vegetable, and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

I’d be better off without tofu.

Good to know that no vegetables are harmed in the making of Twinkies…!

What about Ukrainian vegetables?

Nuke ‘em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

But we need vegetables, RJ, they’re a viable source of vitamins and nutrients, which you certainly need more of.

Actually irradiating vegetables are a good way of preserving their nutrition over cooking them

I am with RJ, lets get rid of the term veggies first! Good start to a drab vegetable day.

RJ, who’s forcing you to eat vegetables?

QANON