Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 26, 2022

  1. B986e866 14d0 4607 bdb4 5d76d7b56ddb
    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Gotta stay hydrated, yep. With a dehydrating drink, nope.

     •  Reply
  2. Zooey girl
    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    It may not make Andy smarter but it made bud wiser…

     •  Reply
  3. Img 1931
    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    I thought that Andy had finally listened to Affie and decided to be more hydrated during the footy match!

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    Susan00100  almost 3 years ago

    Only his second?? He’s slipping!!

     •  Reply
  5. Th 9
    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mr Capp must be cutting back.

     •  Reply
  6. Smallwolfface
    Dean  almost 3 years ago

    The bars I have visited do not have carpets.

     •  Reply
  7. Durak ukraine
    Durak Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Proper”. Such a stuffy word.

     •  Reply
  8. Stupid reality
    JD_Rhoades  almost 3 years ago

    Actually, the two times I got talked into playing rugby (a friend’s roommate was from the UK), there was a keg on the sideline. For medicinal purposes, they told me.

     •  Reply
  9. Shilo s first year 002  2
    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 3 years ago

    But coach, drinking beer IS Andy’s way of hydrating.

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    petermerck  almost 3 years ago

    Main ingredient is water. Adding a few other ingredients doesn’t make it stop being water.

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    tcayer  almost 3 years ago

    Is the joke that he’s ONLY had two?

     •  Reply
  12. Picture 001
    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    Think I’ve been told by some that the net effect of alcohol is dehydration. For sure Andy can live with that, provided he gets to sleep it off.

     •  Reply
  13. Deutsch beer week
    Norris66  almost 3 years ago

    Hydrating? When I was a kid, it wasn’t controlled by a bunch of adults, we got thirsty and went and got a “Drink” we used our brains back then. lol

     •  Reply
  14. Stinker
    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    He’s stayin’ hydrated by drinking only 2.

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    Buckeye67  almost 3 years ago

    I have to go along with Andy on this one. If my team looked like the bunch of losers his team does, I’d drink at half time too.

     •  Reply
  16. 5f3a242a feac 42cc b507 b6590d3039f7
    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    Only the 2nd??

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    globalenterprize1990  almost 3 years ago

    Only his second beer? Andy must be slowing down in his old age.

     •  Reply
  18. Large airbrush 20240305192116
    Number Three  almost 3 years ago

    Hairy legs or is it dirt?

    xxx

     •  Reply
  19. Large airbrush 20240305192116
    Number Three  almost 3 years ago

    @Afficionado

    Hey, Affie.

    Today I went for my weekly KFC as I was at the carvery last week. I am currently at the library.

    Your avatar is one of the reasons why I prefer to be friends with guys. So I can be the woman who always wins the argument. Haha.

    I was on my way to KFC and I passed this woman with her little boy and their dog. The dog came over to me on it’s lead wanting attention and I stroked him. He got all excited and licked my hand. Every time I encounter a dog, they instantly make my day better. There is a reason why therapy dogs exist in the first place.

    Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

     •  Reply
  20.  h366 w650 m6 otrue lfalse
    tad1  almost 3 years ago

    Andy won’t drink water because fish go to the bathroom in it.

     •  Reply
  21. Avatar
    Hatter  almost 3 years ago

    I’d be on my third at least, being halftime an all.

     •  Reply
  22. P1000780 2
    boniface22  almost 3 years ago

    When I was a kid the players on my local village team always had a bottle of Newcastle Brown and a Woodbine at halftime.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Andy Capp