Nothing is Not Something by Greg Wallace for January 17, 2022

consequences of parking in a bad neighborhood crater

To keep out the Russians?

Why did NASA put a lock on it in the first place?

This finally explains the $1,985,337,690.07 bill for “Misc.(locksmith)” in NASA records.

With all the rovers we’ve all sent out you never know who’s going to drop by.

Still does not look big enough for two guys?

Now, if only you can remember where you put the Hide-a-key..