Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 26, 2022

How i just bring the steak raw. And a blowtorch you can cook it any way you like.

Don’t worry. It won’t even be close. It will be jerry built.

…And his wife could never shop for Bra’s exactly as they appeared in stores.

Not a problem. Since the possible number of ways it can be cooked that aren’t perfect is a lot bigger than the one way that it is, it will most likely be that way. Gotta love applying statistical mechanics.

“Piece of cake, sir.”

I know a few people who cross-examine the waiters about every item then order a salad….GRRRRRRRR

Servers hate it when I ask for substitutions. Is it really such a big deal that I want to replace the $14 price with an $8?

Please, no more artisanal or hand crafted either!

This man must be related to Sally in " When Harry Met Sally".

His date looks like she’s from “The Office.”

Yes sir, how would you like it cooked not to perfection? Would you like French fries with that?

WARNING: if it’s perfect Do Not …repeat… Do Not send it back …!

Ha ha. If you want a steak cooked to perfection, cook it yourself. Restaurants always overcook the steak. How hard is it to cook medium rare? Pink in the center, duh!

I’ve ordered ‘rare’ and I still receive ‘medium well.’

Another fourth wall bites the dust. And another one gone and another one gone… :D

She might just need a band aid or two.