Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 07, 2022

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    You’re looking a bit strung out.

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    And while you’re at it stay off Rooftops. A tribute to the great classic ’Fiddler on the Roof’

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    The poor bass has scoliosis, too!

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Her bass has doubled

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    The old double basses had carbs; the new ones have fool injection.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    “You may have to give up your strings and join the Wind Section.”

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 2 years ago

    It’s hard to be as fit as a fiddle when you’re shaped like a double bass.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    He used to be a plucky fellow but now he is rock and ROLLY POLY

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    moeric9  over 2 years ago

    There’s always room for cello.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It appears he’s all about that bass.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He needs a trip down to Georgia…

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of a classic:

    -What do you call a puppy who loves the bass?

    -A subwoofer …!

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    amaneaux  over 2 years ago

    Do these pants make my bass look big?

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    At 78, I’m finding that all that youthful and middle-age exercising no longer applies.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    With a hey nonny nonny and a hot cha cha

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Violins never solve anything.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Do two basses (or celli) give birth to a violin?

    Do two guitars give birth to a ukulele? (Whites pronounce it you-kuh-LAY-lee; Hawaiians say Ook-oo-LEH-leh.)

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    vacman  over 2 years ago

    I’m fat as a fiddle, does that count?

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